Poop Pants

I almost pooped my pants at Bev Mo. I went in to buy a giant bottle of crown royal & saw they were having a sale on sour mix - 2 for the price of 1 (or one regualr price, the 2nd 5 cents). So I grabbed two. At the check out dude was pointing at the Crown Royal & said "Do you want to go get another for 5 cents" and I almost pooped my pants. A giant Crown Royal bottle. Alas, he was yanking my chain. Oh well. It was funny. Kudos to Bev Mo for funny teller guy and cheap booze.

My current mission - to find needlepoint kits so I can make a wallet b/c my yellow coca cola wallet is from when I was 10 and is getting dirty and sad. I know I will find the kit and I'm looking forward to needlepointing my new wallet.